OK SELF
Stop giving out advice and retardedly not following it.
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR.
rowwrrrr
Side note to the note...
Give it a chance, eeeven if you're uninterested at this point.
Ugh, ok.
Alright cool, k you've slagged for 4 hours... probs should study for exams
Ta-roo.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Nice weapon choice bro
Calculus we meet again.
Maybe it's fate. Now I hang out with ashunn pretty mannnn.
Who's good at math OBVS.
Maybe it's fate. Now I hang out with ashunn pretty mannnn.
Who's good at math OBVS.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Disco Fever
I'm starting a fundraiser for The Princess Margaret Hospital.
I raise $300 dollars and get a trip to Toronto to go get get drunk and disco.
Annnd they do your hair intermittently, which is just fabss.
An ex-loverrr is on the team, ruh roh.
Meh, I need man-fulfillment and have given up on committed men. They do not exist at Western!
Bayam.
I raise $300 dollars and get a trip to Toronto to go get get drunk and disco.
Annnd they do your hair intermittently, which is just fabss.
An ex-loverrr is on the team, ruh roh.
Meh, I need man-fulfillment and have given up on committed men. They do not exist at Western!
Bayam.
You.
Every time I see you it ruins my day.
But I can't wait til Monday yet again!
You don't even reply anymore to a simple question.
I didn't do SHIT.
But hey, you fucked with my brain, and I still don't get closure.
I'm still on this.
But I can't wait til Monday yet again!
You don't even reply anymore to a simple question.
I didn't do SHIT.
But hey, you fucked with my brain, and I still don't get closure.
I'm still on this.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
+'ve
things are actch pre cool right now.
I KNOW this isnt a bitch post.
blah midterms blah, but whatevs, c'est la vie.
As long as I stay away from old habits, I should be good.
BUT DAMN I wanna revisit the Golden one
because I don't fuckking know what I did to be so shunned.
RUDE.
I wanna rejoin the paper art club.
I never went last year, pretty much paid 10 bucks for emails of paper.
Wouldn't it be cool to like whip out a piece of paper..
WATCH
Origami bitchhh.
ORIGASM more likez!
Hey :)
I KNOW this isnt a bitch post.
blah midterms blah, but whatevs, c'est la vie.
As long as I stay away from old habits, I should be good.
BUT DAMN I wanna revisit the Golden one
because I don't fuckking know what I did to be so shunned.
RUDE.
I wanna rejoin the paper art club.
I never went last year, pretty much paid 10 bucks for emails of paper.
Wouldn't it be cool to like whip out a piece of paper..
WATCH
Origami bitchhh.
ORIGASM more likez!
Hey :)
Thursday, October 13, 2011
beans beans
Apparently the famous 'they' have discovered that coffee fights depression for women.
I agree. I mean my day's pretty shitty until I get starbies in my system.
I agree. I mean my day's pretty shitty until I get starbies in my system.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
High low picolo
These are the facts of life.
You get highs and lows.
I need to work on remembering that.
I think at the time I take everything too seriously and make a big deal out of the situation.
Today's lesson:
No matter how hard you try, not everyone will be your friend.
Self, take NOTE.
You get highs and lows.
I need to work on remembering that.
I think at the time I take everything too seriously and make a big deal out of the situation.
Today's lesson:
No matter how hard you try, not everyone will be your friend.
Self, take NOTE.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
rock the kasba OF RAGE
I wish I could say fuck you and tell you off
Even tho I knew you were a doucher
But apparently sane people don't have emotions.
So Ima keep my mouth shut.
Even tho I knew you were a doucher
But apparently sane people don't have emotions.
So Ima keep my mouth shut.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
RULE #1
Do not be ah RU.
To my SBFF.
Or all your actions, manners and shit will be called in to question.
IT'S ONNN.
To my SBFF.
Or all your actions, manners and shit will be called in to question.
IT'S ONNN.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
LAST day of work on Wednesday.
Goodbye Campbellford Tim Hortons!
I guess it was actually pretty chill.
If anyone gives me lip tomorrow, I'll give them what for!
(What For is a chastisement received by those who bother the givers of what for. What For is typically preceded by threatening gestures and followed by pain.
Ben was pissing me off, so I gave him what for.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=what+for
Goodbye Campbellford Tim Hortons!
I guess it was actually pretty chill.
If anyone gives me lip tomorrow, I'll give them what for!
(What For is a chastisement received by those who bother the givers of what for. What For is typically preceded by threatening gestures and followed by pain.
Ben was pissing me off, so I gave him what for.)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=what+for
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Conditions for Travel:
1. No Parents
2. Someone awesome
3. Preferably not somewhere of absolute cliche
4. Beautiful Nature
5. Oodles of cash.. because apparently that's how fun happens
6. Riiiight now! wah
7. A beautiful boday and well planned ensembles
2. Someone awesome
3. Preferably not somewhere of absolute cliche
4. Beautiful Nature
5. Oodles of cash.. because apparently that's how fun happens
6. Riiiight now! wah
7. A beautiful boday and well planned ensembles
Thursday, August 11, 2011
The man with a knife
is not your friend.
He will stab holes in your kitchen table, and scream about his ex-girlfriend
He will stab holes in your kitchen table, and scream about his ex-girlfriend
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Char Bio
*Fake Name: Coupon
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Ethnicity: Desert Jew
Style: Clean
Practice: Psychology and Theatre, Works with ice creamm
Personality: A friendly and cute little nerdboy. Cheeky and sneaky
The first time I met this kid I was getting tipsy during my first few months of recruitment. He gave me a coupon for free ice cream. We got coffee a week later. I'm very pleased with this person at the moment. After I finally voiced a hurt he did me, we've been getting along so nice.
But I'm still a suspicious bitchh
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Ethnicity: Desert Jew
Style: Clean
Practice: Psychology and Theatre, Works with ice creamm
Personality: A friendly and cute little nerdboy. Cheeky and sneaky
The first time I met this kid I was getting tipsy during my first few months of recruitment. He gave me a coupon for free ice cream. We got coffee a week later. I'm very pleased with this person at the moment. After I finally voiced a hurt he did me, we've been getting along so nice.
But I'm still a suspicious bitchh
Char Bio:
*Fake Name: Laundry (related to meeting place)
Hair: Dark Brown, short
Eyes: Dark Brown
Ethnicity: White jew
Style: Hipster meets mod
Practice: Valet and studies media
Personality: Intense, judgemental, deep and musical.
This man is a freaking struggle. I miss the music and insight provided by thee.
Hair: Dark Brown, short
Eyes: Dark Brown
Ethnicity: White jew
Style: Hipster meets mod
Practice: Valet and studies media
Personality: Intense, judgemental, deep and musical.
This man is a freaking struggle. I miss the music and insight provided by thee.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
too sexy for milan, new york and japan, ouch
I can't wait to live here.
So much more beauty and flair going on.
I wish it were September and I was gettin my
O-week onn
So much more beauty and flair going on.
I wish it were September and I was gettin my
O-week onn
Monday, August 1, 2011
More about My Londontown Excursion
My parents will not let me drive on the 401/403/407
By myself.
OHMAHGADD.
The highways is the easiest thing in the world. Especially when driving to London. It 's not like going to some abstract Toronto district. So they won't let me go on my journey alone.
I have two options:
1. My dad comes with me tonight (preferred leaving time) and then sleeps in the van because I live with a bunch of ladies.
2. I wait til tomorrow for my mom to follow me to London.
This is so wasteful and unecessary just because they can't learn to trust me.
Friggin!
Downtown Peterborough is more difficult than the freaking highway and I do that all the time.
BLEH.
By myself.
OHMAHGADD.
The highways is the easiest thing in the world. Especially when driving to London. It 's not like going to some abstract Toronto district. So they won't let me go on my journey alone.
I have two options:
1. My dad comes with me tonight (preferred leaving time) and then sleeps in the van because I live with a bunch of ladies.
2. I wait til tomorrow for my mom to follow me to London.
This is so wasteful and unecessary just because they can't learn to trust me.
Friggin!
Downtown Peterborough is more difficult than the freaking highway and I do that all the time.
BLEH.
bubz!!
For $1.50 scented bubble delights can be yours as well!
Economy Fair & Rexall
Mint Chocolate <3
L2
It shouldn't be such a big debate in my head whether to tell someone about a cool band.
Dumb crazy ladies.
Listen to The Flobots, folks.
Dumb crazy ladies.
Listen to The Flobots, folks.
A sofa chair and vanilla tea
Hurray! I see Lynne tomorrow.
I love this woman so much.
She is so empowered and wise.
Deffs worth the hundo.
The lady's my psychotherapist. And holy crap is she the best.
After countless counsellor fails. Omg. It's almost our anniversary!
Tuesday at 5!
I love this woman so much.
She is so empowered and wise.
Deffs worth the hundo.
The lady's my psychotherapist. And holy crap is she the best.
After countless counsellor fails. Omg. It's almost our anniversary!
Tuesday at 5!
To Chris
Damn. It does say return on my enter button.
However! It still says enter in smaller script. Therefore, still enter key!
Your playbook must've poisoned my blackberry. It's not turning on, and I'm darn sure it didn't run out of juice.
And yet the charger is healing it.
Almost gave on you, Curvey.
However! It still says enter in smaller script. Therefore, still enter key!
Your playbook must've poisoned my blackberry. It's not turning on, and I'm darn sure it didn't run out of juice.
And yet the charger is healing it.
Almost gave on you, Curvey.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
bitches aint shit
Gross.
That freaking recording,
And now I'm gonna cry.
Because you're a pansy and she's a betchhh.
FUH
That freaking recording,
And now I'm gonna cry.
Because you're a pansy and she's a betchhh.
FUH
Monday, July 25, 2011
Gorillas, floods and arms
It's been a long time since I've one of these dreams.
Every so often I get such a perverse dream wherein I doubt my complete sanity, but I usually forget the most bizarre elements.
However, the things I can recall still weird me out.
It was an apocalyptic themed dream, everything reaching it's end in ruin, etc., Most of my time was spent being thrown down a ravine filled with chunks of ice and earth. Every so often I'd see Kerr too. I can't remember the details, I know I spoke with him and he was obviously unsettled (it could be the apocalypse thing).
When the ravine emptied I officially noticed a small man with me. He was il-tempered and not very useful. He was to weak and not handy at all to be useful, He kept trying to put together round sticks to make a shelter. I forced him to stop, and then this clearing appeared in the chunk of a forest, and it was really sunny.
We walked over to it and there was this fortress meet children's jungle gym. It look very sturdy, it was made of a light pine, We climbed the ladder stairs and looked out. Suddenly this giant black gorilla with a shiny face was getting out of an old school jeep with a lithe and pale-skinned fairy with light red hair. The Gorilla keeps telling me to get out and sit in front of this box that has a smile on it to see what happens.
"No"
"Yes, you have to come see what happens"
"No"
"If you don't, I will make you come down"
Then some dream vibe told me couldn't get up the shelter while I was hear, so I just scooted back to where he couldn't see me.
Some more about this fort thing: Beside the ladder there was a partition made with slats of wood, some flat, some bent in the middle. The bent pieces of pine boards stretch into arms that then start reaching for my legs to pull them through the fence, and then pulling up to break my bones.
I obviously freak out and jump out of the fort and run into a wild field and the fairy starts chasing me! She pins me to the ground.
End.
WTF
Every so often I get such a perverse dream wherein I doubt my complete sanity, but I usually forget the most bizarre elements.
However, the things I can recall still weird me out.
It was an apocalyptic themed dream, everything reaching it's end in ruin, etc., Most of my time was spent being thrown down a ravine filled with chunks of ice and earth. Every so often I'd see Kerr too. I can't remember the details, I know I spoke with him and he was obviously unsettled (it could be the apocalypse thing).
When the ravine emptied I officially noticed a small man with me. He was il-tempered and not very useful. He was to weak and not handy at all to be useful, He kept trying to put together round sticks to make a shelter. I forced him to stop, and then this clearing appeared in the chunk of a forest, and it was really sunny.
We walked over to it and there was this fortress meet children's jungle gym. It look very sturdy, it was made of a light pine, We climbed the ladder stairs and looked out. Suddenly this giant black gorilla with a shiny face was getting out of an old school jeep with a lithe and pale-skinned fairy with light red hair. The Gorilla keeps telling me to get out and sit in front of this box that has a smile on it to see what happens.
"No"
"Yes, you have to come see what happens"
"No"
"If you don't, I will make you come down"
Then some dream vibe told me couldn't get up the shelter while I was hear, so I just scooted back to where he couldn't see me.
Some more about this fort thing: Beside the ladder there was a partition made with slats of wood, some flat, some bent in the middle. The bent pieces of pine boards stretch into arms that then start reaching for my legs to pull them through the fence, and then pulling up to break my bones.
I obviously freak out and jump out of the fort and run into a wild field and the fairy starts chasing me! She pins me to the ground.
End.
WTF
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Dream(ENG)land
I want to move away and embrace your cool winds and frequent showers. I have no problem with layering in the summer or running in a brisk wind every day. I would love it in lieu of heat waves and icey roads. The men and women would stay dazzling, merely because they carry an accent.
Brain Control
Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD GOT LOUDER! The voice in your head is normal
Saturday, July 23, 2011
wowza
Dear Boyfriends,
Just because a girl is insecure about you texting another female, that does not make it ok for you to tell them to fuck off. Or even tell them that /she/ says this. If you're aware she's going to have a problem with you texting someone at all, there's a much easier way.
"Hey sorry, I'm with my girlfriend, I can't talk right now."
See how nice and clean that is?
Sincerely,
I can't be your friend because she scares me
Just because a girl is insecure about you texting another female, that does not make it ok for you to tell them to fuck off. Or even tell them that /she/ says this. If you're aware she's going to have a problem with you texting someone at all, there's a much easier way.
"Hey sorry, I'm with my girlfriend, I can't talk right now."
See how nice and clean that is?
Sincerely,
I can't be your friend because she scares me
Tumble roar
it's really awesome when the person you value so so much can't even make himself respond to a simple question.
Just because you have a new girlfriend doesnt mean you have to ignore me and make me feel like shit.
/Gawd/
All I asked about was your stupid schedule stupid!
You're kind if my kindred soul ya know, would it killl you?
Eff, this si dumb.
I have literally done nothing to receive this treatment.
A grown-up would up n forget your shiz,
But I'll be scanning the crowd like I used to come september.
ONce again. Eff youu.
L&G's, meet Laundry Boy
Just because you have a new girlfriend doesnt mean you have to ignore me and make me feel like shit.
/Gawd/
All I asked about was your stupid schedule stupid!
You're kind if my kindred soul ya know, would it killl you?
Eff, this si dumb.
I have literally done nothing to receive this treatment.
A grown-up would up n forget your shiz,
But I'll be scanning the crowd like I used to come september.
ONce again. Eff youu.
L&G's, meet Laundry Boy
Storytale
I don't like using names, even if the only person reading this is my super best friend. Sooo, the people in my life will get charming pseudonames (subject to change).
Today's character, I have known since the end of Grade 11 (so two years ago).
We'll call him Gerry (cuz he took my cherry)
He is big tall, and I think kind of beautiful.
He's becoming a chef, annnnd is visiting me this week, on thursday.
So I have 5 days to not fuck myself over by stress binging and crap. Ha!
He wants to 'chill'. Code word, people, for FWB sex.
Today's character, I have known since the end of Grade 11 (so two years ago).
We'll call him Gerry (cuz he took my cherry)
He is big tall, and I think kind of beautiful.
He's becoming a chef, annnnd is visiting me this week, on thursday.
So I have 5 days to not fuck myself over by stress binging and crap. Ha!
He wants to 'chill'. Code word, people, for FWB sex.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Mid-Summer
It's that time agaiiin.
Feeling like a nerd because I'm bored and would like to be in class taking sloppu notes and promising myself to organize them all in a binder.
Let's dance, London.
I wish I meant England, but alas! Ontario will have to do, ;)
Feeling like a nerd because I'm bored and would like to be in class taking sloppu notes and promising myself to organize them all in a binder.
Let's dance, London.
I wish I meant England, but alas! Ontario will have to do, ;)
Sched-duel
^with myself.... I'm feelin the 4.0 credits vs 5.0 full, but Western is stinky and makes me pay for unused credits anyway...
BLEH.
I have Sunday off, and Saturday night is work-free.
S'time to rageeee.
Maybe I'll go to London, and stare at my new bedroom which is still looking rather stark.
I must remember a pillow; last time I had to stuff an old pillow case with 5 scarves and winter mittens. Not in the best interest of my sleep.
S'time to rageeee.
Maybe I'll go to London, and stare at my new bedroom which is still looking rather stark.
I must remember a pillow; last time I had to stuff an old pillow case with 5 scarves and winter mittens. Not in the best interest of my sleep.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Then work
Truly terrible, the first half of work I spent in a light-headed daze with occasional/frequent waves of wanting to fall on my face nausea.
Aside from the usual and expected snide remarks from customers (provoked from the heat)....and that ^ . It was kinda alright. I slacked like a mofo, but no one really seemed to care. There were good times to be had with Lil Soms and Mike.
It's weird, I now know a new Soms. Before she was just my best friend's little sister's best friend that we thought was quiet and given her close association with bff's lil's. But now she is refreshed and shiny and makes work less shitty. Woop!
And then big Mike is just jokess.
See you in 13 hrs wrk!
Aside from the usual and expected snide remarks from customers (provoked from the heat)....and that ^ . It was kinda alright. I slacked like a mofo, but no one really seemed to care. There were good times to be had with Lil Soms and Mike.
It's weird, I now know a new Soms. Before she was just my best friend's little sister's best friend that we thought was quiet and given her close association with bff's lil's. But now she is refreshed and shiny and makes work less shitty. Woop!
And then big Mike is just jokess.
See you in 13 hrs wrk!
Last Night
Apparently,
Peterborough has a decent bar. Sin (fucking) City. I'm pretty sure it was way awesome, I do remember a lot of it.
Apparently,
I'm having a lot of blackouts. FML.
So, empty bloggy world!
You may as well be my diary.
Drank at the apartment with Leno and Chantal, drank at the bar, danced in my friend's ridiculously short black denim skirt, macked some randos, cruised, somehow met up with Chantal and Leno before they entered the apartment, vommed everywhere, woke up on ouch cushions on the floor, snuck into the bed and cuddled on Leno.
I'm nutsowackooo!
Peterborough has a decent bar. Sin (fucking) City. I'm pretty sure it was way awesome, I do remember a lot of it.
Apparently,
I'm having a lot of blackouts. FML.
So, empty bloggy world!
You may as well be my diary.
Drank at the apartment with Leno and Chantal, drank at the bar, danced in my friend's ridiculously short black denim skirt, macked some randos, cruised, somehow met up with Chantal and Leno before they entered the apartment, vommed everywhere, woke up on ouch cushions on the floor, snuck into the bed and cuddled on Leno.
I'm nutsowackooo!
snaggin like a dragon
Lately I've been eating bushels (?) of grapes, pretty much daily. Even today, I was quite challenged by an oversized branch (?) of green grapes. This bundle (?) of green grapes was the only one left beside many bunches (..) of !cky red grapes.
Originally I was going to save half for tomorrow even, but staying up late and being dehydrated from last night ... I ate 12 dollars worth of DELICIOUS (mind you) green grapes.
Obviously, I'm living off my housemates leftovers when I go back to school.
Gosh this fiber is tearing my innards. Bittersweeeeet!
Originally I was going to save half for tomorrow even, but staying up late and being dehydrated from last night ... I ate 12 dollars worth of DELICIOUS (mind you) green grapes.
Obviously, I'm living off my housemates leftovers when I go back to school.
Gosh this fiber is tearing my innards. Bittersweeeeet!
Monday, June 20, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
inappropriate
19 and grounded
i messed up but pleeeease
you get embarrassed and then it passes
dont take it out on me and my friends
so not every one clung to me when i was /discreetly/ moved out
thanks to all the teachers who passed on assumptions also
gah its myyy life
all i needs a car
it's my money to waste
so that i dont go crazy without the people i actually enjoy being around
i messed up but pleeeease
you get embarrassed and then it passes
dont take it out on me and my friends
so not every one clung to me when i was /discreetly/ moved out
thanks to all the teachers who passed on assumptions also
gah its myyy life
all i needs a car
it's my money to waste
so that i dont go crazy without the people i actually enjoy being around
Monday, May 16, 2011
i'm no racist
but working for people that do not recognize any positives
talk incessantly about me in a different language as if it's ok
is not my scene
peace out
shittiest management ever
no wonder your business is fail
talk incessantly about me in a different language as if it's ok
is not my scene
peace out
shittiest management ever
no wonder your business is fail
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
somewhere that's green
I am sick of seeing people's fabulous lives on news feeds
F you twitter for making me so aware of my inadequate summer
GOOD THING I HAS KOO FRIENDS N SHIZ
i want to travel Europe D:
In other news, did you know I've been out of high school for a long while.
living on my own
doing who knows what.
I know crazy right!
So maybe you should calm the fuck down.
Instead of freaking out at me when I get in the door at
...11p
This worry is so not legitimate.
Get it over with already.
I know you think I'm out getting baked.
I'm buying car.
F you twitter for making me so aware of my inadequate summer
GOOD THING I HAS KOO FRIENDS N SHIZ
i want to travel Europe D:
In other news, did you know I've been out of high school for a long while.
living on my own
doing who knows what.
I know crazy right!
So maybe you should calm the fuck down.
Instead of freaking out at me when I get in the door at
...11p
This worry is so not legitimate.
Get it over with already.
I know you think I'm out getting baked.
I'm buying car.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
space
I dont want to fill the landfills. I wish recycling worked for everything.
Input 6 old shirts, output 1 new!
(awesome vintage included)
I'm gutting my room because I hate holding on to things whose useful lives have expired.
I will probably always work or sell my body to science.
Input 6 old shirts, output 1 new!
(awesome vintage included)
I'm gutting my room because I hate holding on to things whose useful lives have expired.
I will probably always work or sell my body to science.
playboi
The University of Western Ontario has been ranked 4th on PLAYBOY's list of party schools. That makes us the top party school in Canada.
To be honest, I was confused. Why were we chosen? Did Western cut some cheques to underhandedly promote itself? Who knows. I feel it could have been any school, but I'd like to rethink this. What factored us into this presitgious category?
Some reasons:
1} 20000 students drinking age
2} The bar scene
+but how much better could a metropolis of 30000 be?
+one might think..Toronto big city...more partyparty.
+BUT perhaps it is londons less ginormous population that makes it better.
+there's enough people for it to be hopping but it's small enough that you actually recognize people.
3} Our co-ed residence of 1200 people (mentioned by playboy)
Clink cheersss
http://www.playboy.com/girls/landingpages/top-party-schools-2011/index.html
To be honest, I was confused. Why were we chosen? Did Western cut some cheques to underhandedly promote itself? Who knows. I feel it could have been any school, but I'd like to rethink this. What factored us into this presitgious category?
Some reasons:
1} 20000 students drinking age
2} The bar scene
+but how much better could a metropolis of 30000 be?
+one might think..Toronto big city...more partyparty.
+BUT perhaps it is londons less ginormous population that makes it better.
+there's enough people for it to be hopping but it's small enough that you actually recognize people.
3} Our co-ed residence of 1200 people (mentioned by playboy)
Clink cheersss
http://www.playboy.com/girls/landingpages/top-party-schools-2011/index.html
Saturday, March 26, 2011
swiff
something i learned today:
How to clean my laptop screen
without spending money
tap water + basic cotton (I used my ladybug nightie)
+ minimal pressure on the screen + while doing rapid circular motions + oh yeah just /moisten/ the cloth = good as almost new!
so shiny <3
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