Never felt so guilty

While they may not be the most momentous positions, I feel like a total ass dropping one over the other.

GUhhhhhhh. My heart.

ladies...

Aren't boobies just the breasest friends ever?

Warning: kinda gross

I'm constantly learning new things about my body. And no, this isn't a drippy dedication to the vulva.

Today I learned that before I freak out that my belly just gained 2lbs from gorging myself after a ten hour shift... I should pound back a coffee and take the inevitable shit that's been brewing up in my intestines over night. This is the 21st century people, and third wave feminists should be proud that I'm breaking gender barriers (or something) by talking about poop.

Because who doesn't want to?

Oh by the way I am working now. Thus the 10 hour shift. I bake and serve up happiness to admiring children in the form of a hefty kiddie cone.

I'm going places, man.

And she wrote...

I think the worst part is
living in the uncertainty of
how beautiful you are
.. or can be.

Spacey thoughts from Sar.

Halp!

A pineapple just barfed on my head. It's ridiculous.

subs

Seriously, if someone could just translate my subconscious.... that'd be great.

No plan

Sometimes I don't know where I'm headed or what I'm doing, but I'm looking for answers to the unstated question.

In other words, ugh.

OWO

Mirena, you cruel yet wonderful woman.
If I have an ovarian cyst, I may flip my shit.

Uhhhh, get it together reproductive organs.

If you're going to broadcast something controversial..

make sure you're intelligent first.

Also, social media gives me license to challenge an image that some self-righteous dick thought was insightful. You wanted to it play as an exposé to demonstrate your non-existent concern for events outside your own realm, and it still failed.

I hope you find a rich husband.

Halo4 Co-op

The ultimate bonding experience.

HOOO

habuduhhabbudah OHHHHHH

Goddammit sometimes you just hit me with the nicest thing.

LOTS OF VAJAY WINE AND ICE CREAM FOR YOU YOUNG MAN.
(with lots of chocolate since it's like Easter.)

Nap Time

Nothing beats awkward like lying naked in your boyfriends bed with lub and a vibrator on the dresser when his mom comes in to show you a pizza.

At least the lights were off. Annnd I was under the covers, but she probably knew better.

Revision

In reference to the previous vague post... that was actually regarding my parents! I don't usually mention them because I am not often in physical contact. Which is fine considering I am 21 and live 4 hrs away. Basically, they love me too much sometimes and are overbearing to an extreme.

(Also messy housekeepers, but they prefer adventures over maintaining their Havelock abode. To each his own!)

But with love.

And at least I had two glasses of wine in me.

Wow.

I'd like to hope that never happens again and that we can move past this.

Here's a pair of kickass boots I got for my birthday to wear down this summer.

Formal 2013

Last Saturday my sorority had winter formal. Here's some pictures of nothing.

I generally hate life at my house in London... But this bitch makes me hate it less.

Now Presenting: My Future Roommate. I can't wait to live with one girl who also happens to be sane. Goodbyyyye old decrepit (yet unfairly beautiful house) hello simple apartment.

At least one of the couple pics has to be in B&W.

21yrs

21 As of yesterday. Take me to Vegas baby.

Story of my life

Flamingo Spotting

I got off the bus today and was walking be this tall girl. Her legs didn't fill tights, and I could see her kneecaps protruding from the side of her leg. All I could stare at were these legs on this tall girl. I had no idea how she was even walking, so tall on these pins. I went through jealous, self-pity, pity, worry, sadness all in that short walk across campus. I thought she looked so confident and on top of the world, and I couldn't even see her face. I wondered how she was doing in a post-secondary education without eating. I know that at that state she's probably taking in half of what she needs. It's not as easy to do in the demanding life of university. Studying takes energy and your brain starts to fog and function less. To top it off, the obsession that goes along has to be distracting.

I passed her feeling judged. I mean I've been there, I know that she's not mocking me or calling me fat in her mind. Girls in that state are just in an endless motion of self-comparison. Self-affirmation is achieved as long as she's skinnier than the next girl and the next. However, I sucked it up and worked the ass I could never had when I was like her.

I try to avoid getting all serious bloggies but this stuff hits me. I wish her a fast recovery if she's not already in too deep.

Contrary to popular belief

Screaming in a high pitch does get you noticed.
But it does not make you popular.

nums

The Facebook Cleanse

Hey bloggies!

I've started another one! I'm doing a personal study on life without Facebook. I'm comparing the effects of what it is to go without it for at least 30 days. I initiated this experiment after I realized the countless times I've self-deprecated after being exposed to beauty shots of bodies and life.

To learn more about it ... go to the source: The 30-Day Facebook Cleanse.

Farmageddon

Wow USDA... that's fucked.

Why

Why do I feel like shit again this morning?

BOYD Party

BRING OUT YER DEEEEAD! party

My blue is dead

Because my boyfriend decided to use my highlighter on his tongue.

OH YEAH!!!

Must do. Thank you reddit submitter BAKOBOY24.

BYOC

Bring Your Own Cats party.

Socially awkward individuals unite!

The art of zen

Every day, my doubts disappear more and more. I LOVE YOU. We can do this. Harness that rageahol inside, and I know we'll be okay.

Never forget, I'm perfect.

Haha, jk.

itchy

You know you need to the grocery store when you're using frozen bagels to sooth a yeast infection.

Also the gynaecologist.

Made this for today... also known as life

The advantages of pink hair

No one notices when your fly is undone.
Easily picked out of a crowd.
Can take girly days to the next level.
Also not girly.
Conversation piece.
Able to hide in a vat of cotton candy.

Musical Chugs

Like Musical Chairs, except the last person to finish their (small) drink is out.

I hope my digital self doesn't haunt my future self. Hey employers.

Weekly bangerang

Chill happy relaxed and awesome music to bang to... Moon Safari

WOrking woman

It's job application time! I swear I'm getting one this time. And it's not going to be Tim Hortons. Even though I get free food every day, nothing could make me go back to cleaning toilets.

Parental dependance is lame. I want my own funds to buy slutty bar clothes and eat out. Maybe spoil my boyfriend now and then.

Because I'm a freeloading hooooebag.

Sick

My stomach is turning with uncertainty. I just need to be reassured because those words are sticking to my head.