Farmageddon

Wow USDA... that's fucked.

Why

Why do I feel like shit again this morning?

BOYD Party

BRING OUT YER DEEEEAD! party

My blue is dead

Because my boyfriend decided to use my highlighter on his tongue.

OH YEAH!!!

Must do. Thank you reddit submitter BAKOBOY24.

BYOC

Bring Your Own Cats party.

Socially awkward individuals unite!

The art of zen

Every day, my doubts disappear more and more. I LOVE YOU. We can do this. Harness that rageahol inside, and I know we'll be okay.

Never forget, I'm perfect.

Haha, jk.

itchy

You know you need to the grocery store when you're using frozen bagels to sooth a yeast infection.

Also the gynaecologist.

Made this for today... also known as life

The advantages of pink hair

No one notices when your fly is undone.
Easily picked out of a crowd.
Can take girly days to the next level.
Also not girly.
Conversation piece.
Able to hide in a vat of cotton candy.

Musical Chugs

Like Musical Chairs, except the last person to finish their (small) drink is out.

I hope my digital self doesn't haunt my future self. Hey employers.

Weekly bangerang

Chill happy relaxed and awesome music to bang to... Moon Safari

WOrking woman

It's job application time! I swear I'm getting one this time. And it's not going to be Tim Hortons. Even though I get free food every day, nothing could make me go back to cleaning toilets.

Parental dependance is lame. I want my own funds to buy slutty bar clothes and eat out. Maybe spoil my boyfriend now and then.

Because I'm a freeloading hooooebag.

Sick

My stomach is turning with uncertainty. I just need to be reassured because those words are sticking to my head.