Wednesday, April 18, 2012

nbd..o wait

my grammies hair is gone and she couldn't leave her room today
so yah bd
any form of communication will do
you're great a lot
but sometimes your mistakes are so obviously retarded

Man dude

Why is my sister just a downer butt.
All I asked was if she and her boyfriend emailed.
And she somehow made me doubt my relationship
because mine and I do...
Does this make sense?
No, but in a world where she has to be better than me
at least at most things
it does.


eye roll, smd

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

fucking yellow

It's a sad day when an article
uncovering the recent insurgence of plastic surgeries performed on chins
is emboldened below a small strip about a bombing in afghanistan.

Bermuda Bound Bitchez

Yay vacay
I guess

Do I frolic and enjoy myself amongst an invalid.
Ahh this is scary.
I've never been exposed to this.
I don't know what scares me more, seeing my grandmother in a pre-mortem state or my grandfather's reaction.

Les gahs

Saturday, April 14, 2012

toopid

Will this week not stop shitting on my head.
Ahhhh I'm a a dumb fuck and texting is evil.
The only typos I that I make offend my boyfriend.
This is where I freak out.
Or compulsively clean the house.

Friday, April 13, 2012

hear no evil

Sorry babe, but sometimes when you talk you talk too much and I become a cagey bombshelter.
Learn to read.

I don't need you to attack my emotions with pretty words while I am fully aware of them.

My grammie's dying, live while you can, she'll be happier for it blah blah blah. Thanks, say it once.
Now I'm just crying AND I feel shitty for peacing on you so abruptly.

Ahhh it's cool though, you do your best.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

WOH

Well, that was the week from hell... Even if I can't get my passport on time.... I'm not doing my exams.

The above is an exaggeration. For while I do have many academic and decaying relative struggles, I just spent the longest amount of time with one person than I ever have before. Thursday night to Wednesday morning he was by my side. Staying up til 4am while I exhausted my self over a last minute essay. Fuck, it's great not to have a fucktard or give any fucks.

My roommates on the other hand may feel differently... Depending on the acoustics of the house, they may have been exposed to 8 hours and 7 sessions. We're gross and irresponsible right now. Hopefully, I like him a little bit less by next year so that I can re-focus my brain.... Bound to get A's at least once in my undergrad? Maybe, but for now I'll ride the wave and embrace this anomie in my life. A nice guy!

And to the hypocrite that bitches about me to my best friend after years of bulllllogne... RUDE.

I need a passport.