If you're going to broadcast something controversial..

make sure you're intelligent first.

Also, social media gives me license to challenge an image that some self-righteous dick thought was insightful. You wanted to it play as an exposé to demonstrate your non-existent concern for events outside your own realm, and it still failed.

I hope you find a rich husband.

Halo4 Co-op

The ultimate bonding experience.

HOOO

habuduhhabbudah OHHHHHH

Goddammit sometimes you just hit me with the nicest thing.

LOTS OF VAJAY WINE AND ICE CREAM FOR YOU YOUNG MAN.
(with lots of chocolate since it's like Easter.)

Nap Time

Nothing beats awkward like lying naked in your boyfriends bed with lub and a vibrator on the dresser when his mom comes in to show you a pizza.

At least the lights were off. Annnd I was under the covers, but she probably knew better.

Revision

In reference to the previous vague post... that was actually regarding my parents! I don't usually mention them because I am not often in physical contact. Which is fine considering I am 21 and live 4 hrs away. Basically, they love me too much sometimes and are overbearing to an extreme.

(Also messy housekeepers, but they prefer adventures over maintaining their Havelock abode. To each his own!)

But with love.

And at least I had two glasses of wine in me.

Wow.

I'd like to hope that never happens again and that we can move past this.

Here's a pair of kickass boots I got for my birthday to wear down this summer.

Formal 2013

Last Saturday my sorority had winter formal. Here's some pictures of nothing.

I generally hate life at my house in London... But this bitch makes me hate it less.

Now Presenting: My Future Roommate. I can't wait to live with one girl who also happens to be sane. Goodbyyyye old decrepit (yet unfairly beautiful house) hello simple apartment.

At least one of the couple pics has to be in B&W.