Tuesday, July 26, 2011
bitches aint shit
Gross.
That freaking recording,
And now I'm gonna cry.
Because you're a pansy and she's a betchhh.
FUH
That freaking recording,
And now I'm gonna cry.
Because you're a pansy and she's a betchhh.
FUH
Monday, July 25, 2011
Gorillas, floods and arms
It's been a long time since I've one of these dreams.
Every so often I get such a perverse dream wherein I doubt my complete sanity, but I usually forget the most bizarre elements.
However, the things I can recall still weird me out.
It was an apocalyptic themed dream, everything reaching it's end in ruin, etc., Most of my time was spent being thrown down a ravine filled with chunks of ice and earth. Every so often I'd see Kerr too. I can't remember the details, I know I spoke with him and he was obviously unsettled (it could be the apocalypse thing).
When the ravine emptied I officially noticed a small man with me. He was il-tempered and not very useful. He was to weak and not handy at all to be useful, He kept trying to put together round sticks to make a shelter. I forced him to stop, and then this clearing appeared in the chunk of a forest, and it was really sunny.
We walked over to it and there was this fortress meet children's jungle gym. It look very sturdy, it was made of a light pine, We climbed the ladder stairs and looked out. Suddenly this giant black gorilla with a shiny face was getting out of an old school jeep with a lithe and pale-skinned fairy with light red hair. The Gorilla keeps telling me to get out and sit in front of this box that has a smile on it to see what happens.
"No"
"Yes, you have to come see what happens"
"No"
"If you don't, I will make you come down"
Then some dream vibe told me couldn't get up the shelter while I was hear, so I just scooted back to where he couldn't see me.
Some more about this fort thing: Beside the ladder there was a partition made with slats of wood, some flat, some bent in the middle. The bent pieces of pine boards stretch into arms that then start reaching for my legs to pull them through the fence, and then pulling up to break my bones.
I obviously freak out and jump out of the fort and run into a wild field and the fairy starts chasing me! She pins me to the ground.
End.
WTF
Every so often I get such a perverse dream wherein I doubt my complete sanity, but I usually forget the most bizarre elements.
However, the things I can recall still weird me out.
It was an apocalyptic themed dream, everything reaching it's end in ruin, etc., Most of my time was spent being thrown down a ravine filled with chunks of ice and earth. Every so often I'd see Kerr too. I can't remember the details, I know I spoke with him and he was obviously unsettled (it could be the apocalypse thing).
When the ravine emptied I officially noticed a small man with me. He was il-tempered and not very useful. He was to weak and not handy at all to be useful, He kept trying to put together round sticks to make a shelter. I forced him to stop, and then this clearing appeared in the chunk of a forest, and it was really sunny.
We walked over to it and there was this fortress meet children's jungle gym. It look very sturdy, it was made of a light pine, We climbed the ladder stairs and looked out. Suddenly this giant black gorilla with a shiny face was getting out of an old school jeep with a lithe and pale-skinned fairy with light red hair. The Gorilla keeps telling me to get out and sit in front of this box that has a smile on it to see what happens.
"No"
"Yes, you have to come see what happens"
"No"
"If you don't, I will make you come down"
Then some dream vibe told me couldn't get up the shelter while I was hear, so I just scooted back to where he couldn't see me.
Some more about this fort thing: Beside the ladder there was a partition made with slats of wood, some flat, some bent in the middle. The bent pieces of pine boards stretch into arms that then start reaching for my legs to pull them through the fence, and then pulling up to break my bones.
I obviously freak out and jump out of the fort and run into a wild field and the fairy starts chasing me! She pins me to the ground.
End.
WTF
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Dream(ENG)land
I want to move away and embrace your cool winds and frequent showers. I have no problem with layering in the summer or running in a brisk wind every day. I would love it in lieu of heat waves and icey roads. The men and women would stay dazzling, merely because they carry an accent.
Brain Control
Thevoiceinyourheadjustspedup. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Slowed. Down. THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD GOT LOUDER! The voice in your head is normal
Saturday, July 23, 2011
wowza
Dear Boyfriends,
Just because a girl is insecure about you texting another female, that does not make it ok for you to tell them to fuck off. Or even tell them that /she/ says this. If you're aware she's going to have a problem with you texting someone at all, there's a much easier way.
"Hey sorry, I'm with my girlfriend, I can't talk right now."
See how nice and clean that is?
Sincerely,
I can't be your friend because she scares me
Just because a girl is insecure about you texting another female, that does not make it ok for you to tell them to fuck off. Or even tell them that /she/ says this. If you're aware she's going to have a problem with you texting someone at all, there's a much easier way.
"Hey sorry, I'm with my girlfriend, I can't talk right now."
See how nice and clean that is?
Sincerely,
I can't be your friend because she scares me
Tumble roar
it's really awesome when the person you value so so much can't even make himself respond to a simple question.
Just because you have a new girlfriend doesnt mean you have to ignore me and make me feel like shit.
/Gawd/
All I asked about was your stupid schedule stupid!
You're kind if my kindred soul ya know, would it killl you?
Eff, this si dumb.
I have literally done nothing to receive this treatment.
A grown-up would up n forget your shiz,
But I'll be scanning the crowd like I used to come september.
ONce again. Eff youu.
L&G's, meet Laundry Boy
Just because you have a new girlfriend doesnt mean you have to ignore me and make me feel like shit.
/Gawd/
All I asked about was your stupid schedule stupid!
You're kind if my kindred soul ya know, would it killl you?
Eff, this si dumb.
I have literally done nothing to receive this treatment.
A grown-up would up n forget your shiz,
But I'll be scanning the crowd like I used to come september.
ONce again. Eff youu.
L&G's, meet Laundry Boy
Storytale
I don't like using names, even if the only person reading this is my super best friend. Sooo, the people in my life will get charming pseudonames (subject to change).
Today's character, I have known since the end of Grade 11 (so two years ago).
We'll call him Gerry (cuz he took my cherry)
He is big tall, and I think kind of beautiful.
He's becoming a chef, annnnd is visiting me this week, on thursday.
So I have 5 days to not fuck myself over by stress binging and crap. Ha!
He wants to 'chill'. Code word, people, for FWB sex.
Today's character, I have known since the end of Grade 11 (so two years ago).
We'll call him Gerry (cuz he took my cherry)
He is big tall, and I think kind of beautiful.
He's becoming a chef, annnnd is visiting me this week, on thursday.
So I have 5 days to not fuck myself over by stress binging and crap. Ha!
He wants to 'chill'. Code word, people, for FWB sex.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Mid-Summer
It's that time agaiiin.
Feeling like a nerd because I'm bored and would like to be in class taking sloppu notes and promising myself to organize them all in a binder.
Let's dance, London.
I wish I meant England, but alas! Ontario will have to do, ;)
Feeling like a nerd because I'm bored and would like to be in class taking sloppu notes and promising myself to organize them all in a binder.
Let's dance, London.
I wish I meant England, but alas! Ontario will have to do, ;)
Sched-duel
^with myself.... I'm feelin the 4.0 credits vs 5.0 full, but Western is stinky and makes me pay for unused credits anyway...
BLEH.
I have Sunday off, and Saturday night is work-free.
S'time to rageeee.
Maybe I'll go to London, and stare at my new bedroom which is still looking rather stark.
I must remember a pillow; last time I had to stuff an old pillow case with 5 scarves and winter mittens. Not in the best interest of my sleep.
S'time to rageeee.
Maybe I'll go to London, and stare at my new bedroom which is still looking rather stark.
I must remember a pillow; last time I had to stuff an old pillow case with 5 scarves and winter mittens. Not in the best interest of my sleep.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Then work
Truly terrible, the first half of work I spent in a light-headed daze with occasional/frequent waves of wanting to fall on my face nausea.
Aside from the usual and expected snide remarks from customers (provoked from the heat)....and that ^ . It was kinda alright. I slacked like a mofo, but no one really seemed to care. There were good times to be had with Lil Soms and Mike.
It's weird, I now know a new Soms. Before she was just my best friend's little sister's best friend that we thought was quiet and given her close association with bff's lil's. But now she is refreshed and shiny and makes work less shitty. Woop!
And then big Mike is just jokess.
See you in 13 hrs wrk!
Aside from the usual and expected snide remarks from customers (provoked from the heat)....and that ^ . It was kinda alright. I slacked like a mofo, but no one really seemed to care. There were good times to be had with Lil Soms and Mike.
It's weird, I now know a new Soms. Before she was just my best friend's little sister's best friend that we thought was quiet and given her close association with bff's lil's. But now she is refreshed and shiny and makes work less shitty. Woop!
And then big Mike is just jokess.
See you in 13 hrs wrk!
Last Night
Apparently,
Peterborough has a decent bar. Sin (fucking) City. I'm pretty sure it was way awesome, I do remember a lot of it.
Apparently,
I'm having a lot of blackouts. FML.
So, empty bloggy world!
You may as well be my diary.
Drank at the apartment with Leno and Chantal, drank at the bar, danced in my friend's ridiculously short black denim skirt, macked some randos, cruised, somehow met up with Chantal and Leno before they entered the apartment, vommed everywhere, woke up on ouch cushions on the floor, snuck into the bed and cuddled on Leno.
I'm nutsowackooo!
Peterborough has a decent bar. Sin (fucking) City. I'm pretty sure it was way awesome, I do remember a lot of it.
Apparently,
I'm having a lot of blackouts. FML.
So, empty bloggy world!
You may as well be my diary.
Drank at the apartment with Leno and Chantal, drank at the bar, danced in my friend's ridiculously short black denim skirt, macked some randos, cruised, somehow met up with Chantal and Leno before they entered the apartment, vommed everywhere, woke up on ouch cushions on the floor, snuck into the bed and cuddled on Leno.
I'm nutsowackooo!
snaggin like a dragon
Lately I've been eating bushels (?) of grapes, pretty much daily. Even today, I was quite challenged by an oversized branch (?) of green grapes. This bundle (?) of green grapes was the only one left beside many bunches (..) of !cky red grapes.
Originally I was going to save half for tomorrow even, but staying up late and being dehydrated from last night ... I ate 12 dollars worth of DELICIOUS (mind you) green grapes.
Obviously, I'm living off my housemates leftovers when I go back to school.
Gosh this fiber is tearing my innards. Bittersweeeeet!
Originally I was going to save half for tomorrow even, but staying up late and being dehydrated from last night ... I ate 12 dollars worth of DELICIOUS (mind you) green grapes.
Obviously, I'm living off my housemates leftovers when I go back to school.
Gosh this fiber is tearing my innards. Bittersweeeeet!
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