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Step 1: Freak out
Step 2: Get that shit done

INK ME

Someone please tattoo my boday right now.

Am want a corgi. Because I freaking LOVE corgis. And that is all.
Meaningful ink my ass.

Also, hawree and I should get tats.
a cupcake?
Or white lace. Girl mentioned it a while ago and I think that would be super sex.

dear grandpa

you suuuuuck
but at least my distaste for you is affirmed ever since you told me I was putting on weight when I was TWELVE.
Asshole, get your act together, you spoiled, bratty tit.

Sixty bucks later

When I offered to come over for the night he said "No, that's not practical, save your money blahblahblah." At first I was like: "Ah, man totally right... guess I should listen and just stay," but then I remembered! Since when am I reasonable person, not subject to impulse despite the best advice than others. One jam sesh later, impracticality rules all.

I wish you knew, like I do, that everything's going to be okay.

london is boring

So I repierced my nose. Well I didn't. Some lady who I swore had smoked so much weed that it stuck to her brain pierced. Thankfully I didn't think she was high, just spacey as fuck.

It's been a while, metal in my nose. I got it pierced with a hoop last year as an attempt to impress a boy, but fuck him! It looked really sick, but my dad cut it off. Metal clippers in hand, we took the sucker out in the middle of kitchen before my interview at last summer's job: Campbellford T-Hoe's. I'm short forming the popular Canadian coffee shop in case any of my former co-workers look up the number and discover my blog. Not the crowd I want reading my shit. Anyways, I don't think dad quite got that the hoop was attached to my body. I kind of had to follow the clippers to avoid losing a nostril.

Cheers to being a little more badass once more.

 Then:  My hair looks good. tbh it was freshly cut and styled, any other time it was dry as shit and blaaaahzé. If you are fine haired lady like me, don't box dye the shit out of your hair. It's all about the real stylist and root touch ups.

resist urge to make over self.

Now: studular.

\o/

All I wanna do is get high in the evening time.
Why is this a moral dilemma?
I feel influenced by the guvment and the media.

I think mi novio and I should be come a bad-ass couple that acts like a dick to people.
Yah, a rude sullen couple who don't take crap from nobody.
Stick it to the man.

some families are so creepily nice together, it makes me want to join their home and be the asshole rebel kid that makes everyone pissy

whyyyyyyy

Why do both of my grandpas have to be creepy cradle robbers?
I don't know.
But holy fuck grandpas. You couldn't even wait at least three months after your wife of sixty years dies?
How does that even work.
I know you're mourning but I think it's pretty obvious that when they ask you to buy them a car, something's wrong.
Mary-Anne was an angel. You're ugly.

tweet

ASTRONOMY
It's not for the stars, it's for the birds! I hope this class is as easy as they say.
Sooo.... for my own knowledge: review.


10 credits - 1.0 empty credit - 0.5 calc fail
= 8.5 credits
+ 0.5 easy spanish credit
= 9.0 credits
+ 5.0 credits (assuming I pass all this shiznat)
= 14.0 credits


Oh wait I need 20.0 credits to GRADUATE. Ok.... soooo


Summer 2013
1.0 credits


Fall 2013
5.0 credits
.... or something.


PUSH BITCH YOU CAN DO IT.

The usual

Boyfriend over for the weekend, laundry on Monday.
CHU KNOW WHAT AM SAYING.

In honour of my sororities symbol, I am going to get HIIIIIGH as a kite tonight. It has been so long Penelope. I dedicate this blaze to Hawree. Keep fighting the good fight, and thank you for the elephant. MUCHOS LOVOS.

The one that got away

Dammit Shiloh I miss you! Hopefully you're still waving your paws in the air. 

Like ya just don't care.

Conflict Resolution

Girls: Talk it out

Boys: Fight it out

We: Fuck it out

...then again our last argument was over dysmorphia

exhale

communication is the key to all your woes
or at least boys and hydro bills
and i'm in media
HA

Look I grew a wig.

on edge

IM SO ON EDGE GODDAM.

I hate my stupid wimpy hormones. Melodramatics will be the death of me. Ugggggggh I'm an impulsive tit.

In other news:
Spanish is easy
Free cheesecake frozen yogurt with pieces of Skor is the best goddam thing ever.
Steve Martin is kind of cute in a serious trench coat role.
And I still suck at guitar. The F chord is the devil.

bills

pay your hydro, or I will make you look like the world's biggest cunt

derp

when roommate #kimC is out i use A/C
yah bitch yahhh
was indeed able to reapply face post-melting

Today my prof ana said

"I am not out to give you bad marks, no. I am just happy to see that you are learning spanish."

Language classes are awesome.
I keep waiting for this angel-faced woman to bring in fresh, warm churros, but it doesn't happen.

oops

I forgot that tumblr exposes me to a million underweight girls.
I feel gross.

www.makelovenotporn.com

Porn World vs the Real World

Ex.
Women have no hair down there.
...
Some women shave, some women don't. Some men actively prefer women who keep their hair. If you do shave, it requires constant maintenance which can be a pain in the.... Entirely up to personal choice.

"10 things you didn't know about your orgasm"

A TEDtalk in need of quoting

1.) A fetus can masturbate in utero.
2.) You don't need genitals.
3.) You can have them when you're dead.
4.) They can cause bad breath.
5.) They can cure hiccups.
6.) Doctors once prescribed them for fertility.
7.) Pig farmers still do.
8.) Animals orgasm more than we think they do.
9.) There was an instrument developed in lab studies — a camera attached to a phallus — to study what happens inside a woman's vagina when she climaxes.
10.) Kinsey conducted, for lack of a better term, jerk-off in which he lined men up next to each other and had them ejaculate in order to study how far semen can shoot.

espagnol amigos

First, a note to self.

Aug. 6 Civic Holiday. No classes. (Western Holiday)

Aug. 17 Summer Day classes end.
Aug. 20-21 Examinations: Summer Day courses.

Today I start to learn Spanish.
Voy a saber tres idiomas, puttas!

PRIDe!

Pride parade was beautiful. Even the boy got fabulous.

I MISSED A MIDNIGHT NAKED WALK WITH HAWREE & FRIENDS.

never again.

17 Jolly Ranchers + 1 mickey of vodka + tonic water + Gatorade bottle = super stealth public intoxication

yumm!

owwww

shoes, I hate you, but you're beautiful

It did give me a chance to drunk call my boyfriend twice. Drunk Rahwood is quite explicit about not liking being apart.

Am a whiny bitch.

If I had balls, they would be sweated off right now.

Summertime in LondON

pretty shitty