Tuesday

I can't wait to see my boyfriend. What do you do in Toronto on Halloween? If only their transit didn't close retardedly early. Maybe we can just hand out candy to adorable chilin's.

DhyCLEANING

Today I had my first meeting with my lovely boss for my very first internship! Finally, I feel like I'm building real experience, and it feels so good. I can't wait to work with her on social media development and help this small business grow.

The company is actually so beautiful. They find women in need to build them up and give them professional experience cleaning and arrange mentors to teach them english, etc. I wish I could meet this lady and her staff in person.

MEDIA MAKEOVER OHYAHHH!

London drivers suck

Today I was running down oxford. Oh good luck! The walking man says  "do not stop your roll sarah!" But some dick forest green suv says "uhduuuuh, I turn right now?"
Drove a millimetre in front of my body. If I didn't throw my hand up to push my self off I WOULD HAVE NO FEET.
Oh ok cool... just keep going, shake it off. And I did surprisingly well.

BUT THEN.
Running down a side street, and lady in her white mazda suv was too busy looking down at her cell phone to stop before the octagonal warning sign. Actually makes contact from the side with my body.

Wtf. Is today international Hit Sarah With My Ugly SUV day?

London drivers are terrible.

VideoRoyale

Today I just searched "how many countries are there in the world?" and stumbled on a cool video channel. So simple but cool watch.

It's such a weird fukkin channel. It's mostly about carbs, calories and geography. Then this one about pokemon and why not to get pregnant.

SuperFresh

Wrap you pipe in drier sheets. If yours are too chemically, thank me later.

It tastes like fresh flowers! And a freshly cleaned Penelope (the name of the elephant pipe that Hawree gave me) by your boyfran helps a lot too.

Ladies a gentlemen, I think I've done it.

     Yah we go through shit sometimes but here's to 8 months babe! I can't believe I've actually maintained a relationship for this long.

   
     I think we're rocking this long distance thing pretty hard. It's all about managing your time to see that person and working with what you've got. In my case, saving my allowance to drive my gas-guzzling van to Toronto and back. In his, booking off some weekends so that he can steal the car for special occasions or just because he likes my face. I work with my schedule, so if I have free time I go. 

   
     Ooo on that topic he's coming to my Crush. For the non-Greek affiliates, a Crush is like a semi-formal for sorors and frats. Not that I'm trying to sound all special because I pay for my friends lol. HERE'S mah DRESS.

     I hope it fits okay. It looks like that style that works on models because they've starved away their tits for fashion. Fashion doesn't make sense man. All these girls fucking up their biology. It's like their actually trying to be hangers. Half of them look bow-legged, and no matter how nice their hair and make up look, I'm convinced when a guy sees their pointy ribs, he's not gonna be all mmm sexy. Why? Fucking evolution. Their instinctual brains want T&A.

Disclaimer: sorry if you have an eating disorder or are naturally bony. 

If you're the prior: hey, been there, and you need to hear it some time because it's the truth. I'm recovered, and feeling pretty awesome when I'm not having a weird psychological episode (ie, mental problems are the only thing convincing me there's something wrong with my body). Since coming back to the bright side, male and female comrades have told me straight up that I A) use to look unhealthy/scary or B) look way hotter filled out.

If you're the latter: don't worry, you're not emaciated - just scrawny and that's fine. You pull off different styles, are healthier and maybe you have an awesome metabolism - guys love when you want to eat something with them. 11pm - Kyru, let's having fucking chips and our special guac. K: Really? Sweet. I hope you don't feel like guilty doing that - guys love girls who love to eat or don't bitch about how they shouldn't.

S: Yah, I know. This whole not eating late thing is a stupid idea that just stuck in girls heads, whenever I want to have a fuckin late snack with one of my roomies she's all nooo it'll dwell in there or some shit.

K: Yah, that's really only bad for your sleep - your body wanting to do more because you gave it more energy or something.

^-it digests when it digests people - food doesn't cement to your thighs just because the Sun is in a certain location.

Cats man.

They just sit there all day thinking. They must know the meaning of life. Or at least my cat Nellie does. She must of found the the secret to immortality because I don't know how she's still alive. Patting her is a disturbing experience...