Today I was running down oxford. Oh good luck! The walking man says "do not stop your roll sarah!" But some dick forest green suv says "uhduuuuh, I turn right now?"
Drove a millimetre in front of my body. If I didn't throw my hand up to push my self off I WOULD HAVE NO FEET.
Oh ok cool... just keep going, shake it off. And I did surprisingly well.
BUT THEN.
Running down a side street, and lady in her white mazda suv was too busy looking down at her cell phone to stop before the octagonal warning sign. Actually makes contact from the side with my body.
Wtf. Is today international Hit Sarah With My Ugly SUV day?
London drivers are terrible.