Could you try to suck a little less? I treat you like gold, but you are a condescending twat. Also, your boyfriend owes me rent.
In other news, my 81 yr old grandpa is getting maaarried today! While it's still kind of weird, I think she makes him happy. Plus, she takes care of him day and night while working a job at Dennys. Grandpa always talks about her, and it's far less sketchy than the business on my mum's side. Welcome to the Fam :)
Now my dad has a real a legitimate Hale-brother my age! Hehe.