Made this for today... also known as life

The advantages of pink hair

No one notices when your fly is undone.
Easily picked out of a crowd.
Can take girly days to the next level.
Also not girly.
Conversation piece.
Able to hide in a vat of cotton candy.

Musical Chugs

Like Musical Chairs, except the last person to finish their (small) drink is out.

I hope my digital self doesn't haunt my future self. Hey employers.

Weekly bangerang

Chill happy relaxed and awesome music to bang to... Moon Safari

WOrking woman

It's job application time! I swear I'm getting one this time. And it's not going to be Tim Hortons. Even though I get free food every day, nothing could make me go back to cleaning toilets.

Parental dependance is lame. I want my own funds to buy slutty bar clothes and eat out. Maybe spoil my boyfriend now and then.

Because I'm a freeloading hooooebag.

Sick

My stomach is turning with uncertainty. I just need to be reassured because those words are sticking to my head.