Saturday, December 22, 2012

Get used to it girl

I've never been in a real relationship, but I'll take the bad to have the get the best I've ever had.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Heyyyy fucker

Bring my friend back from Moncton or I'll have a double-hernia. Also, you better be competent enough to drive high for 20 hrs and not kill yourself or her for that matter. Femrage.

Signed,
 A buzzed bitch

Ghosty

I asked "do you like my legs?" he answers "......... yah!"

IT HAUNTS ME DEAR GOD IM OBESE.

Calm down... drink more wine.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Why even go home?

MY FAVOURITE PERSON IS GOOOOONE WAHWAHWAH

Sunday, November 25, 2012

AB

Dunno how I got so lucky to have the nicest housie in the whole wide world.

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DIFFICULT BITCH GODDAM.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Getting rid of strep without antibiotics

Apparently there is concern around taking antibiotics because our bodies may become immune, and there are quick and effective to get rid of strep throat ways that don't include growing fungus in your body.

Credit to the bf for showing me the way.

Step 1: Gargle salt water ( 1 tbs salt + 1 c water)
Step 2: Gargle apple cider vinegar water (3 tbs apple cider vinegar + 3/4 c water)

Repeat til those white spots disappear and your tonsils revert to normal size.

I caught mine early (a couple spots here and there) and this took care of it in less than 3 days.

Super cheap too!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

ranger

FUCKING FUCK
ugh
I mean
really?
goddam