Farmageddon

Wow USDA... that's fucked.

Why

Why do I feel like shit again this morning?

BOYD Party

BRING OUT YER DEEEEAD! party

My blue is dead

Because my boyfriend decided to use my highlighter on his tongue.

OH YEAH!!!

Must do. Thank you reddit submitter BAKOBOY24.

BYOC

Bring Your Own Cats party.

Socially awkward individuals unite!

The art of zen

Every day, my doubts disappear more and more. I LOVE YOU. We can do this. Harness that rageahol inside, and I know we'll be okay.

Never forget, I'm perfect.

Haha, jk.