AB

Dunno how I got so lucky to have the nicest housie in the whole wide world.

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DIFFICULT BITCH GODDAM.

Getting rid of strep without antibiotics

Apparently there is concern around taking antibiotics because our bodies may become immune, and there are quick and effective to get rid of strep throat ways that don't include growing fungus in your body.

Credit to the bf for showing me the way.

Step 1: Gargle salt water ( 1 tbs salt + 1 c water)
Step 2: Gargle apple cider vinegar water (3 tbs apple cider vinegar + 3/4 c water)

Repeat til those white spots disappear and your tonsils revert to normal size.

I caught mine early (a couple spots here and there) and this took care of it in less than 3 days.

Super cheap too!

ranger

FUCKING FUCK
ugh
I mean
really?
goddam

bippity

It's in your eyes
It's in your hair
It's even in your underwear.

WonderWeek

1. Write Earthsci paper on Exoplanets
2. Run a philanthropy event
3. Maintain internship requirements

WATCH ME RAAAWR

Last night I learned I'm female

I need to pump some iron.

10 things I want to say over text

1. Please don't go! You're the only cool person I care to see when I come home! Now I might have to go to crack parties with overconfident jocks.
2. I'm so pleased that every time I see you, you look like a piece of shit. Haha, which works because you are! P.S. I've told everyone you have chlamydia.
3. Could you stop stealing people's food? We all know that it's you. Pretty soon I'm going to throw a dinner with all the shit I find on your side of the fridge.
4. Mass broadcast: No I don't care about the Victoria Secret fashion show, and no I don't want to watch it to be around a bunch of self-criticizing downers.
5.  I know it's really sad that you had to wheel out a stinky garbage bin, but if you refuse to take anything out in the future, it's going in your room.
6. You're so gay, when I'm around you I feel more gay.
7. I would be much obliged to suck your tits.... you have great tits. Can you be my lez-out?
8. I will give you a blow job if you just give me a 90 on this paper.
9. Thanks for all the orgasms.
10. I don't care.

The inner-turmoil over the send button continues.

WHY I LOVE FIGHT CLUB

Yah, this might be like 13 years late, but I've finally entered the realm of Fight Club worshippers. Not only is this movie pumped up unrealistic super buff "average" guys, it's got Helena Bonham Carter, who always plays the creepy or dark rules, that make me like her much more than most pouty sexualized actresses. The woman has balls.

This movie takes me back to high school. I wish I could say it was because I took a lot of bitches down, but I was way too separated from drama to have any reason. Although there are some people who's high level stupidity or volume of infatuation made me angry to punch some bits, but I digress. In retrospect, I think a lot of guys at my school must have watched Fight Club together because there was a time where they would just get together and .... fight. Only two at a time no one not in Fight Club could see or know of its whereabouts, but I heard guys talking about their fights all the time.

Coincidentally, as the level of fights at school among the boys went down, the girl fights went up.  Sadly enough, fighting over boys.

Why did I finally decide to take in this piece of art? Well, to be honest, my pop culture office had the book and the movie as a couple of the works we had to watch. The book and the movie are filled with social implications. The obvious revolt of the working class against the upper class; the desire to revert society to a primitive state; the struggle for masculinity. Even the fact that the main character has a dissociative identity disorder is severe dig at the hypnotic effects of a middle-income wage office job. Addicted to IKEA and seeking an emotional experience from support groups, this character has been numbed by his standard insignificant life. Tyler represents and escape from the nauseating normalcy of his life and the search for individuality.

Only when he separates from his possessions and mundane life can he really be free to do whatever. Because when you have nothing to lose you have everything to gain.

Sexy Hobos

If you've ever been to the Eaton Centre then you're probably familiar with the hobo corner outside the glamourous Forever 21. Yah, quite the juxtaposition. The bottom of the heap lining the walls outside a store where teenagers and 20-somethings march around glittery floors and complain about finding nothing to wear.

I was used to the old guy bellowing about god and sluts, but I guess they've changed it up for the sheer delight of disturbing pedestrians. Maybe the excess of Kesha and Katy Perry from H&M across the street actually drove them bonkers.

I'm pulling my suitcase, trying to avoid eye contact (if you're sitting with a laptop reading this - you've done it too) and I can't help but check out this frisky hobizniz. One's sitting in a window with his foot up while his companion strokes his shoe with his hand. On the other side of the side there are three of them leaning against a pole with their legs intertwined. Needless to say the public display made me uncomfortable and I rush with my suitcase to get down the stairs into the subway terminal.

Yah, I know I know there's all these issues, I'm just telling a story.

I mean it's no better when awks teenagers felt each other up beside my locker. But I was glad they found companionship and a warm body to accompany them on the concrete corner.

Take it sleezey,
Rahwood

Blue skies with some clouds and sunshine

Obviously this post is about my super sweet-ass cute-as-fuck costume at LXA's alphabet party. You have to dress up as something that starts with same letter of your first name. I went as the Sky, which sounds boring but looks adorable! It was really cheap to make as well. I took my American Apparel shiny blue tinkerbell dress and dazzled it with clouds. I hot glued cotton balls together to form clouds and glued those on to bristol board. After I cut tightly around that, I stuck a safety pin through the paper and my dress. The sun was ridicks easy since I just glued it to a plastic black headband. 
Room for improvement: Could've added like birds to it I guess? And maybe extra strength paper and cotton balls would have been effective. So much drank was thrown around they kind of sadly fell off.

Perfect for non-crafters!

The lovely ladies next to me went as Katy Perry (Kristina) and Absolut Vodka (Aly). You cant really tell with the vodka one because we hadn't taped the letters yet. oops!

Brave New Worlds

My boyfriend took me to Museum London on Sunday. In the past, I never gave it a chance because London in general seemed to be a bit lacklustre.

However, I checked it out because lo and behold there was a really cool exhibit that just started. Brave New Worlds. How could I resist anything that references that sexy piece of literature. When we first entered the hall, Kyru and I were pretty freaking confused, it took a while for us to settle in and actually try to understand the art. There was everything from digital imaging, paintings, models of Haiti and a whole lot of sculptures made from transportation.

The works were riddled with dystopic references to the past and harsh commentaries on the social present. Sublime depictions of technology overshadowed nature and gaunt faces of starved Africans, forests were immersed in invasive human constructions of mobile homes. Needless to say it was amazing, and I highly recommend checking this out before it expires January 20th.

Take it breezey,
Rahwood

Bathroom

Maybe it's time to start actually complimenting and empowering women in real life rather than writing bullshit inspiration in bathroom stalls.

Your words really mean nothing to me while I'm taking a shit.